Oh Jesus I have a Tumblog. And you found it. You just stumbled onto a growing stockpile of writing nonsense and pointless, ridiculous crap.Uh. Have fun rummaging through that.
I complained a lot when I was a teenager too, but damn.
First world problems
Holy shit where did that overhead draft come from?
Baby Penguin Meets Human for First Time
From GMA: The video is of a man traveling to penguins’ home habitat, Antarctica.
“I was on a tour with friends in Antarctica when we visited a penguin colony,” the visitor, Joel Oleson, explained. “Our guide told us not to approach the penguins, but that it was okay for them to approach us.”
“I laid down to seem non- threatening, and the baby penguin approached me,” said Oleson, a self-described “travel junkie” who has traveled to over 100 countries since 2008 and blogs about his adventures at Travelingepic.com. Watch the video to see what happened next.
Dude seriously Tumblr stop eating my commentary on everything I try to reblog holy shit.
This is adorable homg
I tagged this a recolours ‘cause I really had no idea.
Anyway, for those who don’t know Rhage is a character from the Blackdagger Brotherhood book series, who isn’t a smurf. I just don’t know what this is.
Nevermind the smurf, why is Spyro in the background of this thing?!
Stage name: wulf
Real name: copper hevnen (hev nen)
Age: 24
Sex: female
Hight: 7”5
Weight: ???
Powers: she is strong and her fur is so dense she can withstand any temperature, this means explosions dont affect her.
History: Wulf was a secret agent working for “loop” a group of dog like anthro monsters who protected people. Wulf is over 200 years old. She was frozen in an ice cap when a group of scientist who where studying Arctic ice melted her by accident. She then escaped and went into hiding. She is next in line to be a member of the avengers.
…Okay, what the hell is this?
name: infection
age: probally 19
gender: genderless but i call her a she.
some moar useless info:
-RAGIN LESBIAN.
-shes anorexic. yuup.
GUYS. GUYS, HELP. HOW DO I LEGS? HOW DO I DOG SPINE? aaaaaagh
I came across this comment at the end of this article.
: | …What?
Classically Oxymoronic
- Corinth: Your barbarian is too civil, your paladin is too evil... what the fuck's next? a cleric massmurder?!
- Ellikeria: ...Hi.
- Rgg: *smirking*
- Egaljer: *takes a sip of his slushie*
- Corinth: ...sorry i asked... *facepalms his brow*
- Ellikeria: *not really a mass murderer, just an ass* ... *snicker*
- Corinth: ...why did god torment me so to put you three in a group together? why? *looking upwards as though the ceiling might answer*
- Ellikeria: *blank stare* You're really bad at picking out a bluff, aren't you?
- Corinth: ehehehehe... *face slams onto the table, a creepy odd grin on it*
- Egaljer: *raises an eyebrow and takes another sip of his frozen beverage*
- Rgg: *turns his head to the side, taking a sniff of the air* ...s'our food ready yet...?
- Ellikeria: I'm not a mass murderer. *raises a brow* But that doesn't mean I'm not violent.
- Corinth: *muffled voice* ...good to know...betcha yer more violent than the 'barbarian'.
- Rgg: . . . *blink*
- Egaljer: *smiles* ...so you're saying now all we need is a scholar who can't read, right?
- Ellikeria: Or maybe a monk that's entirely undisciplined.
- Rgg: *turns back to looking for their foodstuffs, bouncing lightly in his seat*
- Corinth: *face still muffled by the table's surface* ...again, god, why?!
- [A tall man with dark chestnut hair and a bloodshot hazel eye, his other eye and that side of his face covered by a strange kerchef, strolls by the table and flops into a seat at the nearest table.]
- Ellikeria: Get stuck on it too long and I'll break a couple of fingers so you'll focus all that energy on something much more worthwhile.
- Corinth: ...you sure yer a healer?
- Man at the nearby table: *snickers*
- Ellikeria: Yes. Quite well versed, in fact. Be happy I'm not some unfortunate bastard working for a very regularly angry tribal god that harbors unspeakable hatred for all but the "savages" he watches over. Then I just might have slightly more... awkward skills, and still be just as violent.
Found this buried in my files from high school.
“I’m fine. Don’t worry about it. I’m just tired, is all.” The same answer, to the same question, inspired by the same deadpan expression every day. It didn’t matter where he was, or who he was with. He always ended up passing over that answer for that question at least once throughout his day. Everything was fine. It always had been. He was fine. He always had been. His only change was his sudden lack of energy, which nothing could remedy. So every time someone asked him that question, he answered the same way every time. He was fine, just tired.
But… somewhere in the abyss of his consciousness, his inner self continued to tell him that he was lying. Each time it baffled him. Each time it concerned him. He didn’t know why his inner self kept telling him that was a lie. Much less could he understand why his inner self was a petite young woman. He never questioned it, but he never fully acknowledged it, either. Why would he? Nothing of himself changed, only the things around him, and they were always changing, hence why he moved about his home territory so much.
He was the “happy trails” guy that never stayed in one place, but several, and each time he got up on the go again, he went to the same place every time, no matter where he happened to arrive next. He had many homes, and he was comfortable with all of them. His intervals were always one to two weeks, so everyone that knew him knew when to expect him around, and they always knew to expect him, just like they always knew what to tell him in the ways of updates when he arrived. The most profound change he learned of was right in his own region of the territory, where his childhood had been spent.
There was one house he always visited before he stopped at his home; it belonged to a close friend he’d had for a long time. She was always the first one to hear his stories of everywhere else. This last time, however, as he arrived at that house, he felt that something was amiss. He came to realize exactly what it was when he stepped inside and found the entire place empty, save for one table, upon whose surface sat a solitary letter. There was much confusion over this situation, until he sat down and read the letter, at which point he learned that his friend had suddenly decided she was stuck in a rut, and she needed to get out of it.
He was the same, and his home had changed. More of his childhood was gone, and to where he did not know.
“Hey, Hance, you doing alright? You don’t look so hot.”
“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just a little tired; don’t worry about it.” Liar. That was the first day that he was asked that question, and his inner self accused him of lying when he gave his answer. A disconcerted blink and head scratch later, he turned about and continued on his way.
Perhaps I will sink into a green oblivion. Oblivion. Where there is nothing. No sound, no sensation, no smell, no taste, and no thought. Nothing. Oblivion. Flooded with green. I’d like to go there sometime… Maybe then she wouldn’t insist I was lying all the time. Yeah… I’d like that. No emotions… no hurt… Wait. Hurt. Hurt? Where? When? When did I let things hurt me? Ever? All that’s changed is that… well… She’s missing, and I have no idea where she is, but that’s not hurtful, that’s just unfortunate. People disappear all the time and I run into them again eventually. I doubt this’ll be any different. I mean, really.
But that blankness of green has gotten so appealing… It always was in the past, but just as a curiosity. Why do I feel so passionate about melting into it all of a sudden? Maybe it’s the exhaustion.
Top 10 Biggest Brain Damaging Habits
1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2. Overreacting
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain
7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.
10. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
Oh shit sometimes I overreact to shit. <_<; BUT I SPEND LOTS OF TIME HAVING BRILLIANT CONVERSATIONS ON THE INTERNET LOL. Also I don’t even know how to not think. ._. TIME TO WORK ON MY BREAKFAST HABITS~
(via discoverynews)
Anonymous asked: what things?
PFHAHAHAHA oh man I had to actually sit here and think about this before I realized what was going on.
What things, you ask? Why, anything, of course! I can tell you anything you might want to know in relation to myself or the crap I post.
